Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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