I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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