Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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