okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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