we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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