gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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