I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
This house was built for laser tag.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
