I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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