just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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