I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
