normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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