I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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