whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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