you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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