Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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