I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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