No subtext here. People are naked.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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