she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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