last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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