I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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