you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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