operation harelip BJ is a go
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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