She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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