As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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