Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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