never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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