he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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