Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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