My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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