Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My dick has a subreddit
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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