Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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