I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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