We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Slut skills are useful in every country.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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