Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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