we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
worst night to have a conscience
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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