I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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