The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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