we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
he's gonorrhea incarnate
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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