But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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