i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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