On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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