brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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