Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
