Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I want is dick and wine.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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