Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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