Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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