K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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