shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Randomize
