why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need to sanitize my soul.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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