Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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