That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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