New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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