we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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