I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Small penises have feelings too.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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